Have a stay in my blog and FreeZe even in Summer time

2 lame 1 freeze 0 laugh

2009-06-15T06:51:00.000-07:00

A:太巧了！
B:什么事？
A:你那天不是说我十二生肖中属猪吗？
B:是的！
A:今天我问我班上的人，发现他们全都属猪。你说巧不巧？

2009-06-10T22:43:00.000-07:00

1300882525 i think is pizzahut's phone?

i think that u all agree with me ?

Now.........

1300882424 is who's phone ?

Answer is pizzahat's phone!

Lol ( laugh out loud or ,......... either ............,........ lots of laughs....lack of laughter......or something else!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )

2009-06-04T04:57:00.000-07:00

LONG.......

LLOONNGG.........

LLLOOONNNGGG.............

LLLLOOOONNNNGGGG..................

LLLLLOOOOONNNNNGGGGG...............................

LONG TIME DIDN'T UPDATE MY BLOG , SORRY 2 INFORM U GUYS..... LOL ...... SAME 2 SOME GIRLS THAT W8 LET ME THINK WAT AM I GOIN 2 SAY....... ERRRR.........................

aH ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A : lolipop
B : LOLIPOP

QUESTION BEGAN wat did C said ??????

Lol.................

C said nothin becos' if he or she which i didnt know will say somethin if i put the dialog or conversation or talkin in this or that or these or those blog..............................

......not freeze but FREEZE !!!! .....................

2009-05-23T22:45:00.000-07:00

Oooohh....................................

let me think wat should i write.....................................................................................................

aahhaa!

Err..... wait think again.......................................... ? ....... ? ....... ?

Now , err.... the Ques. begin / began / begun...... !! Lame !! Why there is 东京，南京，北京　but no 西京　????????????????..................................

Ans : becos' 唐三藏取走了西经.............................. S w e a t...................................... LoL !!!!!!!!!!!

... Freeze .....

2009-05-23T05:03:00.000-07:00

A: 什么东西只有你懂?
B: 什么东西?
A: 只有你才懂你自己懂的东西，问我做什么?

Its too lame......... Oh ya, i m freezin, can't talk......... Help me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ur Wish........................................

2009-05-19T07:04:00.000-07:00

cccooollllddddd ...... cold jokes return ..... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many alphabet in English?

1......2......3.....4......5......6.......7........8...........................................9...................................................................

26... correct?

There r 26 alphabets, NoW, the Ques. begins................... when ET went away, how many alphabets left????????? It's difficult! BEWARE!!!!!

Butt....... i m sure that ur anwer is 24.?????

Then u r wrong!

ET means 外星人。。。。。 so ET 驾着 UFO 去外星了！！！！！！！！！！

So.......................... ( ETUFO ) five alphabets have gone there r only 21 left!!!!!

????? Funny ???????

pls vote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SPEED???????????????????????

2009-05-14T06:45:00.000-07:00

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Boring !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So sry becos' so long didnt update my blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !@#$%^&*()_+}{:">?<

谁的 speed 最快?

XIEN !@#$%^&*()_+}{:">?<

曹操!

becos' 说曹操，曹操就到 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LLLLLLLLLLoooooooooooooooooooLLLLLLLLLLL

LAMEST WORD GAME / JOKES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-05-08T07:03:00.000-07:00

有一天，两个人比赛!

A: 什么是1314?
B: 答案是一身一世!
A: 什么是520?
B: 我爱你!
A: 12825?
B: 你爱不爱我!
A: 14451?
B: 你是我唯一!
A: 5261?
B: 我暗恋你!
A: 9213?
B: 钟爱一生!
A: 53719?
B: 我深情依旧!
A: 51９30?
B: 我依旧想你!
A: 7758?
B: 亲亲我吧!
A: 77895?
B: 紧紧抱住我!
A: 53881?
B: 我想抱抱你!
A: 584521?
B: 我发誓我爱你!
A: 119425?
B: 你依旧是爱我!
A: 246437?
B: 爱是如此神奇!
A: 4422375?
B: 时时刻刻想起我!
A: 1392010?
B: 一生就爱你一人!
A: 9918875?
B: 求求你别抛弃我!
A: 80236533?
B: Errrrrr.......................................................................
A: 猜不到ｌｅ??????????????????
B: wat la damn difficult la!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
A: Lol!!!!!!!! It is my house number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn cold and LAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lame Jokes return!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-05-07T20:13:00.000-07:00

什么人不需要用电??????????????????????????

Answer is LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No la!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Answer is 缅甸人!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LAmeRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Becos' 免电人!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

boy or girl ?????????????

2009-05-02T23:56:00.000-07:00

who is the first one came to earth?

Boy or girl?

Hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i think u all dunno!! Let me tell u answer is Boy!!!!!!!!!!!

男生也叫作先生，先生出来的意思!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LoL!!!!!!!!!!! Boring nothin to do so update my blog!!!!!!!!!!! LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who Am I !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am Ka Chuen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-05-02T02:37:00.000-07:00

Actually i m ka chuen but .....................................

LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let me tell u more FreeZing Thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now look Out side !!!!! I think it is morning now?????????????? Correct!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then, now count 1 to 10000.

After that pls said "pig","fish","Chicken","shit","idiot","stupid" each 1000 times.

At last, see every blog that the whole world has.....................................................

NoW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See outside is it now Night TiMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hai !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I m so pro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoL!!!!

小丽和谁????????????????????????

2009-05-01T19:09:00.000-07:00

有一天，两个人到沙滩去玩。突然，其中一个人被海浪卷走了。

那个人名叫小丽，then,另外一个人叫什么
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Let me tell u the answer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The answer is 那个人叫“救命”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another chicken Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-05-01T19:05:00.000-07:00

How did a chicken lay egg?????????????????????

Hah! Using its ass! u SURE ?????????

But LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A chicken Can't lay egg but a hen can lay egg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's too lame to apologise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LamesT guy in a world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LaMe But i think is FUNNY LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-05-01T00:28:00.000-07:00

why 年年有余，可是钱还是 save 不下来????????????????????????

Dunno le!!!!!! Wan me teach u or not???????????????

Becos' 年年被炒鱿鱼!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........................................

Boring la!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Xien!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chinese Jokes

2009-04-30T09:29:00.000-07:00

什么号码可以打赢熊的大便??????????????????????????????????????????????????

Answer is 40!!!!!!!!!!! LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Becos' 事实胜于雄辩!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。40 胜于熊便。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

LaMe Jokes.....///////...........................

2009-04-30T09:01:00.001-07:00

How did a chicken lay eggs?

Using its ass!!! Woooooouuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!!! Correct !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did a bird lay eggs?

Using its ass!!! Woooooouuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!!! Correct !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did a crocodile lay eggs?

Using its ass!!! Woooooouuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!!! Correct !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did a cat lay eggs?

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A cat can't lay eggssssssssssssssssssssssss..................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!有没有被炸到!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lame, lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Bean..............

2009-04-30T08:50:00.000-07:00

One day, Mr. Bean's mother asked Mr. Bean that 4+5=??????????????

Mr.Bean answer that 4+5=9

Then, Mr. Bean's mother asked Mr. Bean that 5+4=??????????????????

Mr. Bean said" I know!!!!!!!!!!! Dun try to trick me!!!!Answer is 6!!! U twisted the Ques. so i twisted the answer!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha.................................................................................

Joke about K-leb

2009-04-30T08:11:00.000-07:00

K-leb's brother is????????????????????

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let me tell u K-leb's Brother is L-leb la!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Lol!!!!!!!!!!So called Lame!!!!!!!!!!!1

Donkey

2009-04-29T20:46:00.000-07:00

One's upon a time, there is a donkey.

One day, if the donkey's head ia facing east, then where did its tail facing??????????????

Answer is not west!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Think Properly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Think............Think..................Think...................Think......................Think>..............................

Ei, u are stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ans is facing the ground!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Lame.................................

Trick...

2009-04-29T19:36:00.000-07:00

.. ..
. . . . oooooo
. . ??????? . . 99999999999999
? ?@@@@ ?? --- - -------- ---- ---
( & & ) - ------- ----- ------ --- --
( % ) - - *********** ----)
( ----------- )- ................. \\\\\ )
( ---------- ) 0000000 0)
(________ )........................................................
+*********+&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
+*******+ 77777777777777777777777
+*****+ ( # _ #
+***+ )# _ #
+*+ _ _ _ _
+ /__ /__

Somehow, do you wan me to teach u to solve the code!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer is If u are a stupid man that 1 x 1=2 then u will know he answer!!!!!!!!!LoL!!!Lame!!!!!!!

Who kills the 包

2009-04-29T18:07:00.000-07:00

谁杀了包?

who kills the pau?

Answer is 豆沙包 becos' 豆杀包!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Damn cold in this summer time!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

鸡怕什么？？？？？？

2009-04-29T07:46:00.000-07:00

chicken Scared of wat........

Answer is "电视机" becos' "电死鸡" LoL!!!!!!!!!!!But i think it is a little bit funny.......................

Mouse Vs Cat

2009-04-29T07:42:00.000-07:00

Why cat scared of mouse ???????????????????????

Answer is becos' mouse translate to Chinese become "猫死"!!!!!!!!!!!Lame!!!!!!!!!LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pn Heng Vs. Cik DziatuLLLLL.......

2009-04-29T07:39:00.000-07:00

Pn Heng and Cik Dziatul Fight who will win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ans is Pn Heng becos' she is 肥，she can 飞!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Lame!!!!!!!!!!

Handphone Jokes.....................

2009-04-29T07:31:00.000-07:00

What is the most expensive thing in a handphone?????????????????????

Answer is............................................... blue tooth. 蓝色的牙齿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Prison Break............

2009-04-28T18:31:00.000-07:00

One day, there is three man watch the movie "Prison Break", so they want to come out from the prison so they dig a hole..........

Then, the 1st person went out and he accidentally kicked a stone. The guard asked:"Who's that!"

He said:"MiaW........

Then, the second person went out and happen the same thing and he said:"MiaW..................

Lastly, the third person went out and happen the same thing again but he sid:"A cat!!!!!"

Then becos' of this stupid man all of them was caught.....!!!!!!!!!!!

Then the judge wanted them to die by using gun!!!!!!!!!!! The judge said:" Any last word " to the first guy and the guy said:"Tsunami!!"

Then he asked the second guy the same Ques..... and the Guy said :"Tsunami!!"

Lastly The judge asked the third guy the same Ques...... and the guy said:"Fire!!!!!"

So, the man who is taking a gun fires, and killed the three guy......................

The a god said to them,"if u jump from a mountain at the heaven, and i will make u alive & grant u a thing that u said when u are jumping from that mountain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

So, the 1st man jumped and he said:"MONEY" and he is alive and full of money.

After that, the second person jumped and he said:"WOMAN" and he is alive and have many woman.

At last, the third perso which is stupid jumped but he forgotten wat he had think and he said:" Oh SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and he dropped on a forest of shit. Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But it's not so funny?

Is it Funny??????????????????????????

I dunno.

Angel.......................Fut..............

2009-04-28T08:30:00.000-07:00

There is a angel who said to three people who had went down to hell.........................

'Hei!!!!!! If u answer my Ques.... correctly, then i'll sent u to heaven back, ok? Deal or no deal?'

Everybody said 'ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' Then the angel fut..." BbbbbbbUuuuuuuTttttt...tttt....ttt.....". Wow, it is so loud, man!

"Now my Ques.. Begins...., i am sitting on this 8 hole chairs, then just now when i was futting, which hole do my fut comes OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The first man which is a famous and intelligent doctor said:" The last hole!" Then, the angel said:"u r wrong!!!!!!!!!! Haha u go hell!!!!!!!!

The second person which is a lawyer said:" The first hole!" He said so much firmly than the doctor but the Angel said:" Congratulation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are wrong!! Ha! Go hell NNoOWW!!!

The last person which is a nooby and nerdy said:" Perhaps is it ass..... hole..... ?"

"Absolutely, u are tremendously brilliant!!! Now u were like to invite to go Heaven!!...............

2009-04-26T19:44:00.000-07:00

There is once a merchant who wanted to buy a horse.

One day, he went to a horse trainer, he wanted to buy the idiot horse ....sso............... he tested the horse. the horse trainer said that if u want the horse to start running or galloping, say "thank god", if you want the horse to gallop faster, say "stop", Lastly if u wan the horse to stop, then say "go".

So, the horse started to gallop, the merchant feel that the horse is galloping slowly, so he keep on saying "stop..stop.........stop........", so it ran or galloped faster and faster............

After that, the merchant saw a very........ultra..........mega..........big hole in 500 meters distance. he is so afraid, and he wanted the horse to stop. but he forgotten wat the horse trainer said, so he only can said " s .. t .. o .. p ..........STOP ............................ S ..... ..T .......O ...... P.P.P.P.P.P .. PPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But....., the horse run faster and faster at last when it only has 5 meters left, he remember wat the trainer said and he said """GO"""", and he was so happy.

He wanted to thank the God, and he said "THANK GOD" and the horse started to run again ..............

At last, the horse and the merchant dropped into the big hole and die............

Haaaaa......HHHHaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's funny right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HaHa!