2 lame 1 freeze 0 laugh

A:太巧了！
B:什么事？
A:你那天不是说我十二生肖中属猪吗？
B:是的！
A:今天我问我班上的人，发现他们全都属猪。你说巧不巧？

1300882525 i think is pizzahut's phone?

i think that u all agree with me ?

Now.........

1300882424 is who's phone ?

Answer is pizzahat's phone!

Lol ( laugh out loud or ,......... either ............,........ lots of laughs....lack of laughter......or something else!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )

LONG.......

LLOONNGG.........

LLLOOONNNGGG.............

LLLLOOOONNNNGGGG..................

LLLLLOOOOONNNNNGGGGG...............................

LONG TIME DIDN'T UPDATE MY BLOG , SORRY 2 INFORM U GUYS..... LOL ...... SAME 2 SOME GIRLS THAT W8 LET ME THINK WAT AM I GOIN 2 SAY....... ERRRR.........................

aH ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A : lolipop
B : LOLIPOP

QUESTION BEGAN wat did C said ??????

Lol.................

C said nothin becos' if he or she which i didnt know will say somethin if i put the dialog or conversation or talkin in this or that or these or those blog..............................

......not freeze but FREEZE !!!! .....................

Oooohh....................................

let me think wat should i write.....................................................................................................

aahhaa!

Err..... wait think again.......................................... ? ....... ? ....... ?

Now , err.... the Ques. begin / began / begun...... !! Lame !! Why there is 东京，南京，北京　but no 西京　????????????????..................................

Ans : becos' 唐三藏取走了西经.............................. S w e a t...................................... LoL !!!!!!!!!!!

... Freeze .....

A: 什么东西只有你懂?
B: 什么东西?
A: 只有你才懂你自己懂的东西，问我做什么?

Its too lame......... Oh ya, i m freezin, can't talk......... Help me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ur Wish........................................

cccooollllddddd ...... cold jokes return ..... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many alphabet in English?

1......2......3.....4......5......6.......7........8...........................................9...................................................................

26... correct?

There r 26 alphabets, NoW, the Ques. begins................... when ET went away, how many alphabets left????????? It's difficult! BEWARE!!!!!

Butt....... i m sure that ur anwer is 24.?????

Then u r wrong!

ET means 外星人。。。。。 so ET 驾着 UFO 去外星了！！！！！！！！！！

So.......................... ( ETUFO ) five alphabets have gone there r only 21 left!!!!!

????? Funny ???????

pls vote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SPEED???????????????????????

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Boring !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So sry becos' so long didnt update my blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !@#$%^&*()_+}{:">?<

谁的 speed 最快?

XIEN !@#$%^&*()_+}{:">?<

曹操!

becos' 说曹操，曹操就到 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LLLLLLLLLLoooooooooooooooooooLLLLLLLLLLL

LAMEST WORD GAME / JOKES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

有一天，两个人比赛!

A: 什么是1314?
B: 答案是一身一世!
A: 什么是520?
B: 我爱你!
A: 12825?
B: 你爱不爱我!
A: 14451?
B: 你是我唯一!
A: 5261?
B: 我暗恋你!
A: 9213?
B: 钟爱一生!
A: 53719?
B: 我深情依旧!
A: 51９30?
B: 我依旧想你!
A: 7758?
B: 亲亲我吧!
A: 77895?
B: 紧紧抱住我!
A: 53881?
B: 我想抱抱你!
A: 584521?
B: 我发誓我爱你!
A: 119425?
B: 你依旧是爱我!
A: 246437?
B: 爱是如此神奇!
A: 4422375?
B: 时时刻刻想起我!
A: 1392010?
B: 一生就爱你一人!
A: 9918875?
B: 求求你别抛弃我!
A: 80236533?
B: Errrrrr.......................................................................
A: 猜不到 ｌｅ??????????????????
B: wat la damn difficult la!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
A: Lol!!!!!!!! It is my house number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn cold and LAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lame Jokes return!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

什么人不需要用电??????????????????????????

Answer is LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No la!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Answer is 缅甸人!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LAmeRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Becos' 免电人!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

boy or girl ?????????????

who is the first one came to earth?

Boy or girl?

Hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i think u all dunno!! Let me tell u answer is Boy!!!!!!!!!!!

男生也叫作先生， 先生出来的意思!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LoL!!!!!!!!!!! Boring nothin to do so update my blog!!!!!!!!!!! LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who Am I !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am Ka Chuen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually i m ka chuen but .....................................

LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let me tell u more FreeZing Thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now look Out side !!!!! I think it is morning now?????????????? Correct!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then, now count 1 to 10000.

After that pls said "pig","fish","Chicken","shit","idiot","stupid" each 1000 times.

At last, see every blog that the whole world has.....................................................

NoW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See outside is it now Night TiMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hai !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I m so pro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoL!!!!

小丽和谁????????????????????????

有一天，两个人到沙滩去玩。突然，其中一个人被海浪卷走了。

那个人名叫小丽，then,另外一个人叫什么
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Let me tell u the answer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The answer is 那个人叫“救命”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another chicken Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did a chicken lay egg?????????????????????

Hah! Using its ass! u SURE ?????????

But LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A chicken Can't lay egg but a hen can lay egg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's too lame to apologise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LamesT guy in a world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LaMe But i think is FUNNY LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why 年年有余， 可是钱还是 save 不下来????????????????????????

Dunno le!!!!!! Wan me teach u or not???????????????

Becos' 年年被炒鱿鱼!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........................................

Boring la!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Xien!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chinese Jokes

什么号码可以打赢熊的大便??????????????????????????????????????????????????

Answer is 40!!!!!!!!!!! LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Becos' 事实胜于雄辩!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。40 胜于熊便。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

LaMe Jokes.....///////...........................

How did a chicken lay eggs?

Using its ass!!! Woooooouuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!!! Correct !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did a bird lay eggs?

Using its ass!!! Woooooouuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!!! Correct !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did a crocodile lay eggs?

Using its ass!!! Woooooouuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!!! Correct !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did a cat lay eggs?

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A cat can't lay eggssssssssssssssssssssssss..................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!有没有被炸到!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lame, lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Bean..............

One day, Mr. Bean's mother asked Mr. Bean that 4+5=??????????????

Mr.Bean answer that 4+5=9

Then, Mr. Bean's mother asked Mr. Bean that 5+4=??????????????????

Mr. Bean said" I know!!!!!!!!!!! Dun try to trick me!!!!Answer is 6!!! U twisted the Ques. so i twisted the answer!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha.................................................................................

Joke about K-leb

K-leb's brother is????????????????????

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let me tell u K-leb's Brother is L-leb la!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Lol!!!!!!!!!!So called Lame!!!!!!!!!!!1

Donkey

One's upon a time, there is a donkey.

One day, if the donkey's head ia facing east, then where did its tail facing??????????????

Answer is not west!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Think Properly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Think............Think..................Think...................Think......................Think>..............................

Ei, u are stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ans is facing the ground!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Lame.................................

Trick...

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. . . . oooooo
. . ??????? . . 99999999999999
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( & & ) - ------- ----- ------ --- --
( % ) - - *********** ----)
( ----------- )- ................. \\\\\ )
( ---------- ) 0000000 0)
(________ )........................................................
+*********+&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
+*******+ 77777777777777777777777
+*****+ ( # _ #
+***+ )# _ #
+*+ _ _ _ _
+ /__ /__

Somehow, do you wan me to teach u to solve the code!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer is If u are a stupid man that 1 x 1=2 then u will know he answer!!!!!!!!!LoL!!!Lame!!!!!!!